Off to Re-Education Camps

I used to think I was pretty much just a regular person, but now I know different. The Re-Education Camps are prepared to let me know.

I was born “white” into a two-parent household. This labels me as “Privileged.” Never mind that my privilege consisted of having to use an outhouse for the first 5 years of my life, while living off of the US Department of Agriculture Commodities Program which without, I and so many others in 1950’s Oklahoma would have starved. Nor does it account for me having to join the Air Force, without which I would never have been able to go to college.

My birth automatically made me a racist, even though I am over 1/4th Creek Indian……..not 1024th like “Tin Lizzie Warren.” Furthermore, I am responsible for slavery, even though I was born 90 years after slavery ended.

Fiscally, I am conservative. That makes me a fascist because I believe in self responsibility and don’t feel required to take care of my fellow man.

I am heterosexual and married to a heterosexual woman, with heterosexual children and grandchildren. Therefore, I am a homophobe and other phobes that I have never heard of.

I believe in the 2nd Amendment and the Right to Bear Arms. Therefore, I am a threat to America and the world. I am also a part of Far Right Radical Militias and should be eradicated at the earliest possible time.

I am not a Muslim, which means I am an infidel. Therefore, I am subject to eradication as vermin at any time Islamic decree says so.

I think and I reason, and I doubt much of what the “mainstream” media tells me, which makes me a “Right-wing conspiracy nut” and a danger to the Left.

I am proud of my heritage and America. I believe we live in the best country in the world, making me a xenophobe. As well, it makes me a threat to word p

I believe in hard work, fair play, and fair compensation according to each individual’s merits. I must be a part of the 1%, even though I don’t make enough or have enough assets to qualify as a member of that elite group. This makes me a worthy target of socialists and Antifa.

I believe in a strong defense and protection of America for and by all citizens. I am proud of our flag, our military and our history. I mourn the loss of all those who have sacrificed lives for America and to Make America Great. I stand for the National Anthem, the Stars & Stripes and the Pledge of Allegiance. Therefore, I am a radical right wing militant and racist who must be destroyed.

I believe that All Lives Matter, not just those of a “select group” of people. I support our cops on the beat and respect them. Once again, I am a racist.

The riots and the destruction of property across America in the name of justice, Black Lives Matter and other political causes is wrong. They are just excuses to tear down the country I love. Again, I am racist.

I do not accept and instead question the deadliness of COVID 19. I believe that it is simply an excuse to engage in unlawful and Unconstitutional shutdowns in an attempt to further control the American people. That makes me careless and un-sympathetic.

To liberals, I am a bad person who should have no rights. Instead, I should be imprisoned and re-educated until I learn proper “group-think” and how to exist in the world.

Well, SCREW YOU! I am a good and patriotic person who will NEVER accept what you liberals want me to believe! Don’t even make me try. You will not like the response.